I just came home after a lovely evening with friends bowling and drinking and found a big fat cockroach on my kitchen floor. These nasty little creatures regularly intrude my house, although my landlady already renewed the drainages in kitchen and bathrooms. Cockroaches will outlive us all anyway and then they can have my house and savor all the remaining food in the fridge, surf the net with my laptop and enjoy a bath in my bathtub. However, as long as I have not suffered death from Iran's inevitable nuclear strike (or the US's, the outcome will be equally consequential), I heavily claim the right to purge my home from these idiots. So whenever I see one of them, I immediately bring my RAID Multi-Insect Killer spray and an end to their lives. I have in fact never seen anything more cruel than killing cockroaches with RAID Multi-Insect Killer. It smells like chewing gum but is more poisonous to insects than anything else, killing them within minutes. I recently upgraded my arsenal to include the red RAID Multi-Insect Killer bottle. Before I only had the green one left over from the previous tenant and which is used to kill mosquitos. Its performance on cockroaches was acceptable. However, the red RAID Multi-Insect Killer kills ground insects much faster, in fact it kind of decomposes them. Instead of their legs spread from their body, the legs are now cramped together, like an embryo. Really scary! Sometimes, after coming back to the crime scene a little later, I can see that a leg or a whole part of the animal has fallen off the body, as a result of its last moves. I sometimes have the feeling that using this gas, especially in the kitchen, may not leave the human body unaffected, especially when used in surprisingly huge doses like in my house (but a lot helps a lot, right?). Oh, by the way, I started cooking regularly again. I often have a friend over now and I try to remember all the recipes for what I used to cook during university. If anyone's around, swing by, I treat you a healthy meal! And why not cook yourselves more often again and invite friends over? Nothing better than a good meal cooked by friends for friends. Yummy, Martin.
